Republicans are masters of bull shit

Here in Ypsilanti we have a yearly Heritage Festival which features live music, arts & crafts, yummy fried foods, a petting zoo and little booths set up by people to peddle their business or their beliefs to anyone as they pass by. There was a Veterans for Peace booth, a Libertarian booth, a solar energy booth, etc. No problem right? Well... Guess who else had boothe there? The thrice damned Republicans and Right to Life. So what, right? But where all the other booths throughout Heritage Fest were restrained and unoffensive, I got to see dead baby fetus pictures and depictions of President of the United States as the Joker with the word SOCIALIST underneath. Talk about giving aid and comfort to the enemy eh? Now people, I really don't give a rat's ass what anyone believes so long as they don't try to shove it down my throat or limit what anyone else believes. I had enough of that growing up in an Assembly of God church. See, in an Assembly of God church, everyone believes in the Book 150% which already means they are retarded. I mean who honestly believes that the Earth is only 8000 years old? They do. Who can say man and dinosaur lived side by side as friends with a straight face? They can! And let me tell you this, if you've never been a part of their speaking in tongues services, you should go and see just how weird and freaky these nut jobs get. When i was a young man I remember all of them surrounding me and laying hands on me and shouting in tongues because they wanted me to speak in tongues just like them. Eventually i went yaddida dadada dadada just to get them to stop. Apparently you are not saved enough unless you do it and this action of blathering in tongues means you are a bona fide 150% true Christer (because accepting Jesus as savior alone just won't do it). So what does this have to do with Republicans and Right to Lifers? They employ the same tactics as my old church mates. They surround you and shout you down blathering away with their tongues filled with hatred and lies, intentional distortions that they know are lies but say them anyway because when you say the same lies over and over again people start to think they are true. Can you say death panel? And hey, what about my rights?!? You right wing assholes aren't the only ones who want freedom you know. I want to be free from seeing aborted fetus pictures while I'm walking through a family festival. Where were our rights in this? Those pictures are pornographic and there were children walking by asking their parents what they were seeing. Now if you Right to Life fuckers can't handle sex ed being taught in school to your teenagers then why oh why is it okay for you to flaunt your carnage in front of 4 and 5 year olds you twisted fucks? Don't I have a right not to see your smut? Or are you only against Janet Jackson's boobs? Ugh! It's fine that you have an opinion on abortion but if your position is so righteous and legitimate why can't you work with lawmakers and government and spare us your melodramatic blood spattered placards you insesnsitive dimwits? And you Republicans! Do you know why I have kept calling you asswipes Nazis since 2001 when I returned to this great nation from Canada? Let me tell you a story... The Nazi party started in grassroots rural areas of Germany. See the party wasn't very popular with the citified Krauts but the country yokels ate it up. It was about God and Glorious Destiny, saving the Homeland... I mean Fatherland (how'd I get that mixed up?)..., restoring German morals and values and power over Europe to establishing a global economy with Germany at her rightful place as leader of the free (market) world. These are facts. And don't these facts sound awfully familiar? The Christian Coalition married to the Republican party, organized it's members into a powerful voting bloc for the express purpose of restoring America to Christian (white) values and exercising military and economic control across the globe to further the cause of glorious all powerful America. So the yokels invaded the cities and mobbed, vandalised, rioted and beat up fellow Germans of different political parties until all the common people were cowed into supporting the Nazis or face the consequences. Our Republican friends do this too. Florida 2000 they rioted in order to help steal the election for Bush. While running America they actively spied on peace groups and arrested some members for their un America delusion of free speech and the right of people to peaceably assemble. Now they bring guns to peaceful town hall meetings and threaten the life of the President. They shout over people and bully them down in these meetings as well. They are dangerous and twisted and their mind's are diseased. Yesterday when I saw the Republican booth with it's disgusting portraitures of our President i wanted to start in with them. If I had had a bat I would have driven them from the park like Jesus chasing money changers from the temple. Thankfully my girl Renee was there and she calmed me down. Yeah the urge to beat them was a bit over the top but goddamit I am sick and tired of these fuckers always pushing the rest of us around. They are like infants throwing a tantrum and sometimes you have to spank a rotten kid. I'm getting angry about it and we all should. The Republican party has disrupted the national harmony since Ronald Reagen. They play to the lowest common denominator so why not push back a little? Why not shove them around? Why not chase them with bats? If the Radical Right wants to get all billigerent and violent maybe we should oblige them. Hmmm... I wonder how Republicans would feel if pro gun Dems went to the filming of Tom DeLay on Dancing with the Stars? Or a Sarah Palin event? Bastards!