the difference between Rush Limbaugh and Brett Favre

So the last few days I haven't watched a lick of cable news (hooray! no headaches for me!) or done much of anything else besides drink beer and watch Pro Hockey and Football (yay!) all weekend. Heaven I tell you! Of course there were the inevitable ups and downs like the Detroit Red Wings losing yet again this young season on Saturday night or my New England Patriots just dominating the sad sack Tampa Bay Bucs or Brett Favre showing what a fraud he is during a key loss to Pittsburgh that Minnesota still could have won had Brett Favre tackled the guy that intercepted his pass. Poor Brett decided his old bones were far more important than the teams need to win that day so Brett, having caught up to the guy, let him go and his team lost. But Brett gets to play again next week I guess, which will make the NFL powers that be very happy. Maybe they'll even get Favre a gift for being smarter than to risk his season and start power on a such a silly old thing like a win or genuine team e'sprit de corps. Boo! So while I was getting ready to check my Fantasy Football teams stats yesterday, somehow I came across the story of the fake Obama Thesis and Rush Limbaugh's liberal use of it on his comedy radio show. You can actually envision Rush just drooling over it, salivating on the fake as he thought to himself, "I got him, I got that black piece of shit. This is it!" And it was. Soon the internet was abuzz as right winger after right winger went to the site to read the phony work for themselves, calls went out from pastors to their deacons and the tea baggers and lifers and angry white rednecks throughout the land became all a flutter as the spread the lie amongst themselves and to their neighbors and co-workers and anyone who would listen. "We got him! Obama is a commie and we have PROOF for once!" I wish I could have seen old Rush's face when the intern or whoever came in and told that fat blowhole "Uh, boss? It's a fake boss! We been had!" Oh that look must've been just wonderful, that twisted look of anger and surprise. I presume the intern (or whoever it was) has since been fired because -- and this is the good stuff-- it was quite easy to find out that the purported thesis was a forgery written by another right winger as satire. So naturally Rush didn't apologize or recant or do anything else because he, Rush Limbaugh, says quote "I know he (the President) thinks it." And then it was Brett Favre all over again. See, Rush says he's a team player too, that he is simply using his experience and seasoning to guide a dull and dim-witted electorate to common sense and American Glory under Republicanism the way Brett Fvare has duped the Minnesota faithful to follow him to Super Bowl Glory. But Rush isn't a team player. Rush already said he hopes that the President of the United States of America, our President, Barack Obama fails at everything. He has called our President a Nazi and a Socialist and has gone out of his way like a white man's Tokyo Rose to spread his lies and his filth across the airwaves in order to break the Will and Spirit of our team: the American people. But Rush doesn't care about any of that or any of us because Rush is really on a different team though he dresses in our uniform. Rush's team is the Republicans and Rush will not rest or be happy until his team dominates our team forever. So sure Rush is right in his own mind, he claims to psychically know what the President thinks. I will not apologize he bellows becuase I am in Obama's head, I know what he thinks because I am God Himself to know such things! Rediculous right? Not to Rush. He believes this claptrap because he wants to believe it. He believes it because he hates average Americans so much but loves money and Republicanism first and best. He believes this because he is a petty, pompous, cigar smoking, fat, rich white guy who thinks that if you were rich enough to travel in his circles or meet his wealthy Republican friends you would understand why Republicanism trumps our Constitution, our Government and our Way of Life. I know he thinks this. So am I Psychic too? Hardly. But I can tell you when someone's running a scam or not. Brett Favre is running his Last Super Bowl scam on Vikings fans, Rush Limbaugh is running his Lie, Lie, Lie, Repeat scam on the American people. the difference between Brett Favre and Rush Limbaugh? Brett Favre is not a Benedict Arnold to his country like ol' Rush.