Introductions

Dedicated to whatever alien race may find this. Hopefully you can learn from our disasterous mistakes.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am an ape, one of many others like myself found on this planet, that we apes call Earth. As a species we are very deluded and egotistical thus we call ourselves 'humans'. Each human has a unique name or designation. At one point these designations marked our tribal affiliations but in these so called "modern" times, our names are primarily for governmental use so that they may keep distinct files on each individual. My first name is "Michael", a Jewish term that means 'the one (angel) who is like God' and my tribal designation is Villwock, which once was Willvock when my tribe still lived in Germany. I have no idea what Willvock means.

There are several major factions or houses (clans) of apes: the Whites (or Caucasions), the Blacks (or Negros), the Asiatiques (which include the American Indian, Hispanic and Eskimo), the Arabs (which includes the Jews)and the Indians of India. Few of these houses get along well for racial and religious reasons and each house distrusts the other. The most powerful of these clans is clearly the Whites who are warlike, crave bloodletting and the carnage of war. The Whites currently control the Earth and can destroy the planet a thousand times over. The predominant White clans are the Americans, British, Europeans and Russians which have dominated world affairs for centuries through the point of the sword due to their chief religion Christianity. While Christianity started as a peaceful religion, the pagan inheritors of it applied their blood lust to the new religion and now war and Christianity are indivisible.

After the Whites, the next powerful clan is the Asiatiques who are the most numerous and perhaps on the cusp of dominiating the Earth in the next 20 years if the Whites don't nuke it or do something drastic about global warming, a happening we Whites brought about with our fossil fuels. The Asiatiques boast one of the oldest 'civilizations' known to man, a civilization that has provided the world with many historic inventions like gun powder which Whites made the first guns and bombs from. To this day the Asiatiques are known for their incredible intelligence and many philosophies (Taoism, Zen, Shinto). I am an odd White in that I follow the great Tao.

Next come the Blacks who once were dominant and properous several millenia ago before war and disease decimated their home continent. Since then their culture devolved more than anything else allowing us Whites to enslave them for many centuries. The Blacks have since been freed but American Whites keep the Blacks under very strict control through social programming, forcing the Blacks to live in ghettos and and making use of abusive law enforcement. The only way Blacks survive in White society is by acting and talking White and accepting without question the White apes abuse. Otherwise, the Black is cast off and socially impoverished.

Next are the Arabs, a proud and very xenophobic people. They don't want foriegners on their lands and will attack any clan that violates it. For them, killing and death in the name of their religion, Islam, is a very prestigious thing. Islam once was a peaceful religion but twisted the way the Whites twisted Christianity. Arabs are just as dangerous as the Whites, however they do not enjoy the same destructive capacity of the Whites. A strange fued exists among Arabs as well. Some Arabs call themselves Jews (though the Jewish holy book proves they are Arabs) and the Jews hate the Arabs and the Arabs hate the Jews though they are all related and belong to the same house. The current trouble between these 2 groups was caused by the Whites when they arbitrarily decided to take away Arab land in order to give it to the Jews. This decision was made wholly from the Jewish holy book (or Torah) which Whites subverted and incorporated into Christianity.

Next is the Indians who are also incredibly intelligent but mired in ancient customs and caste systems so their impact on the Earth is hardly felt unless you live in Pakistan. This is also strange as these 2 peoples are also related though some of them would no doubt kill me for saying so. Thankfully I have nothing to fear which is a perk of being an American White (among other advantages).

We apes are very short sighted and believe we are divine in origin though we sprung from the same Earth as any ant, snake, dog or tree. It is this belief in divine origin that deludes us and allows us to be irresponsible to the Earth, kill our fellow apes with war and make laws that restrict our liberties and freedoms. It is especially hurtful and ironic that American Whites used to value freedom and liberty but it appears we are more akin to our Russian brethrens who love to be repressed by their government because they do not know how to be free. White Americans are that way today. Of course it didn't help that the apes George W. Bush, Karl Rove and Dick Cheney helped carry out a deadly attack on America which caused many White Americans to cry, "Take away our freedoms please! Just keep us safe!" Today's White American apes have devolved from their zenith in much the way the Blacks did.