GOP: Rich people, yay!!
Dems: Rich people are swell alright. But can’t they pay a little more please?
GOP: NO!!!!
Dems: But…
GOP: Are you a fucking communist fascist socialist?!?
Dems: No, of course not. Love rich people—
GOP: Rich people, yay!
Dems: —and we wouldn’t want to inconvenience them in any way, but after the lower classes bailed them out, couldn’t they pay a little more?
GOP: Poor people are poor because God is punishing them for their sins and drugs!
Dems: Sure, but they helped—
GOP: Fuck poor people!
Dems: You know, you’re right! Your arguments have persuaded me! Fuck poor people!
GOP and Dems in unison: Rich people, yay!!!! Now we can raise the debt ceiling!
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