20 July 2011

My take on the so-called debt "crisis"

GOP: Rich people, yay!!

Dems: Rich people are swell alright.  But can’t they pay a little more please?

GOP:  NO!!!!

Dems: But…

GOP: Are you a fucking communist fascist socialist?!?

Dems: No, of course not.  Love rich people—

GOP:  Rich people, yay!

Dems:  —and we wouldn’t want to inconvenience them in any way, but after the lower classes bailed them out, couldn’t they pay a little more?

GOP:  Poor people are poor because God is punishing them for their sins and drugs!

Dems: Sure, but they helped—

GOP:  Fuck poor people!

Dems:  You know, you’re right!  Your arguments have persuaded me!  Fuck poor people!

GOP and Dems in unison:  Rich people, yay!!!! Now we can raise the debt ceiling!

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