22 July 2011

Today in our nation's capital

JB: I want to play Russian roulette because this is boring.


BO: But J.B., we're already playing Monopoly.

JB: I don't care what we're already playing, I want to play Russian roulette!

BO: But J.B., we're only playing Monopoly now because you didn't want to play the game of Life, remember?

JB: I don't care, I want to play Russian roulette!  This is boring!

BO: But J.B. we're almost done with this game.  And I am the President.

JB: No, you're a communist Kenyan socialist Nazi who won't play Russian roulette with me!!! 
Fine!  I'm going home!

BO: But JB--

JB leaves.

BO: All that over what he owes on Mediterranean Avenue!  He just got $200 for passing Go!

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