I just figured out how to win the war in Afghanistan

So, just how likely is it that I, a psychically damaged Taoist has solved the greatest military riddle of the last 1000 years?  Ha!  It came to me as I was reading the strange, conflicted story of the 4 then 6 then 8 now 10 soldiers then medics then missionary doctors murdered by the Taliban over the last weekend.  The Taliban claims that they shot the eye care professionals because they were proselytizing fundamentalist Christianity, a claim that the Christian aid organization International Assistance Mission vehemently denies, which they naturally would whether they were actually preaching or not.  Who to believe? 

Still, it seems to me that the Taliban had a decided tactical advantage here.  Obviously our missionary eye doctor friends could not differentiate friend from foe.  And that's the very trouble our armed forces are having now as the Afghan war turns especially bloody.  Ah yes, it's a freak show for sure, the likes of the girl on Time magazines cover.  Dismemberment, maimings, roving Taliban hit squads, slit throats, "accidental" civilian bombings, friendly fire, enemy fire.  It's no wonder our abused-by-their-own-government fighting men and women are coming back basket cases.  How sane would you be?  Always hunting, always hunted, guilt with every wrong decision.  Ugh!  Makes me want to scream in horror just thinking about it.

But I digress.  I have figured out how to win the Afghan war in under a month so we can bring our soldiers home:  Kill all the Afghanis.  What are there?  Maybe a million of them?  Hah!  More people were killed in Darfur than even live in Afghanistan!  Whenever our troops see someone of dark skin they should just shoot them in the face and be done with them.  We are a Christian nation right?  We follow Yahweh, Jesus and the Holy Bible, right?  Well, let's get Biblical on their asses.  Remember in Joshua where the Jewish army killed all the men and took all the women and children as slaves?  Who in the Western world could argue the morality of it?  We should be all like, "Well if Allah tells you to kill, Jesus' Father Yahweh allows us to wipe you off the face of the Earth!"  If the don't believe it, let's see how those swarthy Afghanis want to kill or blow shit up when their male population is down to a mere 5000.

Now, this may seem extreme for those with faint hearts or who have that strange Communist idea from our Constitution in their head that all human beings have rights, but let's face it: our government has been overthrowing foreign governments and actively participating in or aiding in some repressive regime's genocides since before we were born, so this idea is nothing new.  We just lack the courage of our convictions.  We are now a people of hate and racial profiling, so lets use that to our army's advantage.

By the way, this bold war strategy applies to our immigration policy as well.  Just shoot the illegals in the face; they'll think twice about crossing our borders, I assure you.  This has the added bonus of helping to keep the Mexican population down, preventing them from becoming the majority by 2050 over real Americans, who are white.  All other races live or die by our leisure.